How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

JB

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Just saw this on CNN.<br /><br />There is a show on BBC teaching women how to "train" men to behave as they wish.<br /><br />They teach women how to behave so their men will treat them as they wish to be treated. They compare it to dog training.<br /><br />The women then behave as a woman should and when the men respond as desired they say the MAN has been trained.<br /><br />HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Who is training who, eh????? :D <br /><br />Ken
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

hmmmm, not real sure how to respone to this one, JB. I think i'm still considered a work in progress as far as trainin goes. LOLOL :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

That is stupid, You shouldn't have to train a man, he should be trained when you pick them up in a bar or a dog pound.. It is amazing what a little chockchain will get you..
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Originally posted by JB:<br /> <br />They teach women how to behave so their men will treat them as they wish to be treated. They compare it to dog training.<br />
Should read:<br /> They train women how to behave so their men will treat them as they wish to be treated.<br /><br />So after the training the women end up acting the way they should in the first place.......works for me. :D :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

That was my little joke of course...
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

It sounds like a money making scheme in the making :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Like trainin' a cat. When you're through, you wonder which one of you got trained.
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Wooff!!!
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Sit boy, sit.. Good boy, now I'll cook you dinner, bare your kids, clean-up after you, make our bed, draw you a bath, tune-up the car, go to a dead-end 50hour aweek job, come home and train you all over again..<br />Yep sounds like I have been well trained..
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Who exactly wears the choke chain? Role playing????????? :0 ;)
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> Sit boy, sit.. Good boy, now I'll cook you dinner, bare your kids, clean-up after you, make our bed, draw you a bath, tune-up the car, go to a dead-end 50hour aweek job, come home and train you all over again..<br />Yep sounds like I have been well trained..
sign me up :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

It sure isn't going to be.. :eek: :D :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Should I start up a class for the ladies to attend?
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> Sit boy, sit.. Good boy, now I'll cook you dinner, bare your kids, clean-up after you, make our bed, draw you a bath, tune-up the car, go to a dead-end 50hour aweek job, come home and train you all over again..<br />Yep sounds like I have been well trained..
Don't worry about tuning the car, that I will do myself. Ya know it breaks my heart to see ya working like a dog. BTW I'll need you to bring some beer out to the garage while I’m working on the car. ;) ;) :)
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

My wife is trained so that whenever she asks me to do something...... I do it! :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

Training a woman is kind of like nailing jello to the wall!<br /><br />For a woman to train a man, all she needs is a bed, or lack of.
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

KG, that is hillarious :D
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

That's not really a new concept.<br /><br />There's old Greek play from Socrates' time or so called Lysistrata (sp?) that documents the very same thing
 

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Re: How to (HAHAHA) train your man (BWAAAAAAhahaha) to behave.(Heeeehehehehee).

nothing is new, its all really very simple, says the critical thinker...<br /><br />gee i like that thought jb, i think it might be a new angle to be tested, like the clothes that come back in style every couple of decades. heck if it fools some of the people some of the time, it might fool somebody's woman once in awhile ;) <br /><br />yeah, that's the ticket - uh honey, i heard there's a new fad that women are using to make their men treat them right. you have to read up on that. it tells you how to act to get the results you deserve... don't ask me how that works tho. :D
 
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