humer

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I Just Love A Smart Woman!<br /><br />A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.<br />The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.<br />One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.<br />Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,<br />"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"<br />"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")<br />"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.<br />"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."<br />"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."<br />"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.<br />"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.<br />"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."<br />"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.<br /><br />MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
 

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