Three guys jgregory, flahthead, and aspeck are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences. <br /><br />Jgregory says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months. <br /><br />Flathead says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year. <br /><br />Aspeck was not saying anything, so Flahthead asked him about his worst experience. <br /><br />He said, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a ****, so I stepped behind a tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position." <br /><br />"Yeah? what happened next?" asks jgregory. <br /><br />"I got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a bear trap snapped shut on my privates." <br /><br />Flahthead says, "God! If that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst?" <br /><br />Aspeck calmly replied, "Oh, that would be when I reached the end of the chain . . ." <br /><br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />I'm on lunch and received this e-mail, died laughing and almost lost my lunch. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. 
