Hunting

[mikeandronda]

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.<br /><br />That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. <br /><br />"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one<br />wish . . . please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!" <br /><br />That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees,clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.<br /><br />"Dear God, please bless this food that I am about to receive!"

 

[oddjob]

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[jim phillips]

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[JGREGORY]

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[SoulWinner]

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Hilarious

 

[aspeck]

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[NOSLEEP]

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Around here we look for Bells and Pepper. thats<br />how we track them bears.

 

[THE-TAZ]

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True meaning of "Becareful what you ask for, you just might get it" <br /><br />TAZ

 

[cotterman]

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[Bassy]

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Yep, that's a good one! Enjoyed it!

 

[SlowlySinking]

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Tastes just like chicken.

 

[wikelam]

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