SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Husbands....."<br /><br />While attending a marriage seminar on<br />communication, John and his wife listened to<br />the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands<br />and wives know the things that are important to<br />each other."<br /><br />He addressed the man, "Can you describe your<br />wife's favorite flower?" John leaned over, touched<br />his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury<br />All-Purpose, isn't it?" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Wedding Gift"<br /><br />A young couple got married and went away on their<br />honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and<br />finally put away all of the presents they had received<br />from friends and family. Since this was a new home,<br />the process took some time.<br /><br />The silver went into the closet, items were put on the<br />walls for display and some of the more intimate apparel<br />was put in the bedroom drawers.<br /><br />A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a<br />popular show, for which tickets were impossible to get.<br />They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of<br />the person who sent this. Inside the envelope was a<br />small piece of paper with a single line: "Guess who<br />sent them!"<br /><br />The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but<br />failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a<br />wonderful time.<br /><br />On their return home late at night, still trying to guess<br />the identity of the unknown host, they found the house<br />stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table<br />in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was<br />written in the same hand as the enclosure with the<br />tickets: "Now you know!"
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Wedding Gift"<br /><br />A young couple got married and went away on their<br />honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and<br />finally put away all of the presents they had received<br />from friends and family. Since this was a new home,<br />the process took some time.<br /><br />The silver went into the closet, items were put on the<br />walls for display and some of the more intimate apparel<br />was put in the bedroom drawers.<br /><br />A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a<br />popular show, for which tickets were impossible to get.<br />They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of<br />the person who sent this. Inside the envelope was a<br />small piece of paper with a single line: "Guess who<br />sent them!"<br /><br />The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but<br />failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a<br />wonderful time.<br /><br />On their return home late at night, still trying to guess<br />the identity of the unknown host, they found the house<br />stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table<br />in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was<br />written in the same hand as the enclosure with the<br />tickets: "Now you know!"