I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Lakes84

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Twin Cities, Minnesota - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Hennepin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 

raymondpickens

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Thats a good one, you had me going. hahaha
 

southkogs

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

All the way to the end ... that's funny.
 

bruceb58

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

That was a good one!
 

WIMUSKY

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Whatever...........:p:p:p:p:p
 

paultjohnson

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

......:facepalm:......
 

badkins50

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That was great. Didn't even see that coming. roflmao hahaha

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dave11

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Great ending!!!
 

mommicked

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Allthough clever, nothing funny about this joke. Somewhere, maybe more than once, it is a reality.:( ..... I know we can do better than this for a little humor.
 

mommicked

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Ok, If Green Bays is so great, why are so many Packers moving to N.C.?:p ..... Now THAT'S funny!:eek::p:)
 

fleachili

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Allthough clever, nothing funny about this joke. Somewhere, maybe more than once, it is a reality.:( ..... I know we can do better than this for a little humor.

Really?:facepalm:
Me thinks you're wound a bit tight
 

mommicked

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Re: I can't believe we have come to this!!!

Please accept my apology if I offended anyone. I was wound too tight!
 
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