I have all the answers!

LubeDude

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Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.<br /><br />Take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levies in New Orleans.<br /><br />Put the Florida alligators in the moat. <br /><br /><br />Now. . . , any other problems you want me to solve?
 

rodbolt

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Re: I have all the answers!

sounds as reasonable as most the rest I have heard, when they gonna start digging? <br />are they gonna hire illegals to dig it ?
 

Twidget

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Re: I have all the answers!

LOL, heard that on Paul Harvey last week. It sounds good. :D
 

JRJ

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Re: I have all the answers!

Makes more sense than a fence. Another ICW :cool:
 

bootle

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Re: I have all the answers!

The moat which we have south of Florida don't work too good against the Cubans, but it seems to be effective on the Haitians. ;)
 

rolmops

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Re: I have all the answers!

I just told my wife about this solution and she called me a racist redneck.I guess she is one of them liberals that worry about the health of the poor gators.
 

JRJ

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Re: I have all the answers!

Could charge it to the dig for Hoffa.
 

bootle

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Re: I have all the answers!

Originally posted by rolmops:<br /> I just told my wife about this solution and she called me a racist redneck.I guess she is one of them liberals that worry about the health of the poor gators.
:D :D <br /><br />Be careful that she don't run you broke stocking up on "GATORADE"<br /> :p :D
 

Link

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Re: I have all the answers!

Got that last week. Made a copy for email and hard copy. <br />Already sent that to Ken Mehlman Chairman, RNC.<br /><br />So! If I quit posting yall might need to have Spinner send his buddies looking for me! :eek: :D :D
 

rwise

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Re: I have all the answers!

Hey Poncho we need to dig a new tunnel ,,,,,,,,,,,
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: I have all the answers!

They used to have one, called the Rio Grande.<br /><br />She aint too Grande anymore.<br /><br />Ken
 

markvan

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Re: I have all the answers!

i say get the illegals to dig the moat, tell them there is a green card buried about 50 feet down once they hit 50 feet tell them they have to pack the dirt they took out of the hole to New Orleans in order to sift through it and find their green card...while they are packing the dirt to New Orleans we can fill the moat, when they return we can tell them that the cards were actually 51 feet down and now the only way they can get them is to go to FL and bring back some green card sniffing gators.
 
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