Re: I made it to 1000
ABOARD THE SUBMARINE _LUVWARRIOR 5_<br /><br /> "Helm, are we in range yet?"<br /><br /> "Just about, Cap'n. Another five minutes."<br /><br /> "Stuuuuupeeeennndoouuus! We'll teach those Jihaddi jackasses to<br /> mess with the power of Lord Barney!"<br /><br /> Admiral Kenny, B'harnate Navy, spun around in his swivel seat.<br /> Kenny's round, almost HellWyrm-chubby face shone with delight. He had worn<br /> his special uniform for this; a striped t-shirt with his epaulets, tight<br /> plasticised leather shorts, and a big purple tricorne hat. His high-pitched,<br /> rapid voice seemed to come out faster than his lips moved. All in all, Kenny<br /> looked, sounded, and acted like a psychotic nine-year-old.<br /><br /> Admiral Kenny was actually 38 years old.<br /><br /> The spoungin sat back in his chair, thinking wonderful thoughts<br /> about how Lord Barney would praise him for wiping out the Jihaddi fleet. He<br /> hoped he'd get a promotion to Sub-Chief Stooge....