I Miss Bill Clinton

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BRG25

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It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.

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snapperbait

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Re: I Miss Bill Clinton

Poor Bill..... Married to Hillary... I just gotta feel sorry for the guy...:'(
 
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Re: I Miss Bill Clinton

I thought this was gonna be about Hillary. "I, Miss Bill Clinton, want to be President . . ."
 
OldMercsRule

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treedancer said:
All of that fun ,and he still got job approval ratings like this.

http://www.pollingreport.com/clinton-.htm

As apposed to this

http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm

sometime life’s not very fair is it?:love:
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[colour=blue]Yer Right Tree, Although life has never been 'fair', as you well know. When ya have the good ol' MSM, achedemia, n' the criminal luvin' Democrat party ta supply wind to the ol' sails, n' yer the best ol' Professional Politician the Country has ever seen, ya get those type o' polls, regardless of what ya do or have done. Shockin': I know. Bill Clinton was an 'average' President, (IMHO), could've been better but could've been a Jimmy Carter or ol' LBJ, and I, for one: am thankfull he was not that bad. Ol' George W Bush is slightly better at this point, (as far as how good or bad a President IMHO), with far greater challenges during his term. Good at protectin' the Country, but: bad at spendin' money n' growin' the government. He could still be one of the Great ones depending on the outcome his big gamble with Iraq, n' if he can stop Iran from gettin' nukes. That said; he has to overcome the "enemies within": no easy task! He may have to get impeached to be one of the Greats: IMHO. The real question is can modern video game, TV addicted, poll tested America engage in enough critical thinkin' n give us a choice of Mitt Romney vs Bill Richardson where we should do OK with either outcome. It would be nice if every garbage Dem and Republican were sent packin' but that is too much to ask. Dems luv their criminal Pols tooo much! My $.02 JR[/colour]
 
OldMercsRule

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BoatBuoy said:
It might be better than you think.
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[colour=blue]Good shot BB, (every time I see it I laugh)!! I'll bet ol' Bill Clinton would like a try at the ol' whip if she really looked like that, (IMHO). Looks good ta ol' Murky at least. 'course Murky knows the queen o' mean may have a whip, but couldn't possibly look that good even if ya had a hood on yer head n' all!!! 8)8)8) JR[/colour]
 
treedancer

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Hee Hee it sure doesn’t take much bait to land me big old Murky, and get my monitor screen filled with purple pixels does it?8)
 
OldMercsRule

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treedancer said:
Hee Hee it sure doesn’t take much bait to land me big old Murky, and get my monitor screen filled with purple pixels does it?8)
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[colour=blue]You n' BB got my number Tree! You troll with an interesting factual piece n' BB comes along with a purdy Dominatrix with a made up Hillary face on, Great sport!! 8)8)8) JR[/colour]
 
POINTER94

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Wow, was getting worried there for a second. Missing Bill Clinton is like missing the clap. Seems this country didn't get the right medication 6 years ago, as there is another strain of it running around. A real ugly, nasty one too.
 
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