I really dont mean to be a pain, sorry gang

JasonB

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Re: I really dont mean to be a pain, sorry gang

Boats and Trucks are two of my favorite subjects. Post away Ray!
 

Pete30

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Keep your chin up, Ray! That stuff is God's way of making you a stronger person! I thought that maybe the mods could create a new forum, "Castaway's Truck" Just a thought! :D
 

pjc

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ya Ray, yer a pain allright----<br /><br />-<br />-<br />-<br />--<br />-<br />-<br /><br />-<br />--<br />in my side from making me laugh so dern hard--<br /><br />--and--<br /><br />- in the general cranial region from digesting your deeper philosophical posts--still am curious as to what that door thingy was in your old signatures. :D
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Hey I like that idea!!<br /><br />seriously, a gearbox chatter forum to accompany the trailer section, tow beasts need a forum too!!!!
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Pat, that door thingie was part of an artwork by a Deconstructionist artist of considerable ... hmmmm, this could take a while, let me paste part of a paper I wrote about visiting the Philadelphia Museum of Art (you may know it as the steps that Rocky ran up :p )<br /><br />A. Étant Donnés (English title is Given: 1 The Waterfall, 2. The Illuminating Gas)<br />B. 1946 – 1966<br />C. Marcel Duchamp<br />D. 1887 – 1968<br />E. Deconstructionist<br />F. Mixed media assemblage: an old wooden door, bricks, velvet, wood, leather stretched on a metal frame, twigs, aluminum, iron, glass, Plexiglas, linoleum, cotton, electric lights, gas lamp, motor, etc <br /><br />The Marcel Duchamp room houses many of his more famous works, such as the enigmatic The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even, (commonly referred to as the Large Glass), which I did not understand at all, but was nevertheless impressed with the scope of the work. His Readymade works were a bit more accessible to me; I delighted in the inventive genius of some of his more audacious works, including a urinal mounted on a box (which I saw as a slam against critics, much like Jasper Johns bespectacled brick, which he calls quite simply The Critic). The bicycle wheel on a stool seemed a bit elemental, but as brevity is the soul of wit, simplicity is the soul of art.<br /> It was this notion of Duchamp as a simplistic artist that was echoing in my mind as I stuck my head into a little unlit, unobtrusive alcove, revealing an old style brick arch over an apparently ancient wooden door, something that on a larger scale might have held back enraged peasants rushing a castle. Thinking that it was some long forgotten room, I stepped closer, my eyes adjusting to the gloom. I was suddenly aware of light behind the door, hmmmm, I hadn’t seen that before. I pushed on the door, but it didn’t open. I noticed a hole in the door, and peered, or, as Duchamp would have it, peeped in. A brick wall, jagged in it's roughly ovoid opening, framed the scene within. There was a woman, supine on a bough of twigs, with what appeared to be a candle in her hand. She was naked and quite exposed, and I stepped away, feeling very much like a voyeur. The scene was profoundly pornographic, and I was ashamed of myself for feeling that way. The psychologist within me realized that’s exactly what Duchamp wants you to feel. As I looked at the door, I realized there were two holes, to allow stereoscopic vision into the tableau. <br /> I must admit, it was discomforting to know that I was being lured back to the visage, much like a fly into a web. I wanted to look back inside; I wanted to see her, almost as if she was real. So realistically was she represented, she became surrealistic. There was no possible way to see her face; I could almost see Duchamp smiling as I furtively attempted to see around the brickwork. Once I stopped peeping and began observing, (this took several peeps) I noticed that the candlestick was lit, and that there was an illuminated waterfall that appeared to be shimmering, as if the water was falling over the precipice. <br /> The woman turned out to be leather stretched over a metal framework, but with the exception of a slight crack on her side, you would swear they had a live model lying within those walls. The brick wall looked a little to me like a v agina as well, (V agina Dentata, real term, don’t ask!) As far as all that electrical equipment inside, when I stepped closer to the door, I unknowingly triggered a footplate switch, illuminating the tableau and activating the assorted subsystems. Clearly, a gifted artist, albeit one that was somewhat twisted; but then again, what do you expect from a man whose tombstone reads, at his own request: “But it's always someone else who dies”.
 

POINTER94

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Ray,<br /><br />Kind of new here but I really enjoy your posts and this site wouldn't be the same without ya. Hell you are helping me though the long boring days that makes up my job. Thanks to you!!!!!!<br /><br />Doug
 

pjc

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--my head hurts again Ray--<br />------- :D -------
 

cotterman

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ray did you say something bout a naked chick????? :D :D :D
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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hubba hubba!!!<br /><br />::passin Pat some Tylenol::<br /><br />think of how bad my PROFESSORS have it!!!!<br /><br />my one professor is always trying to say Im not quite right<br /><br />(which aint the same as sayin, you aint right!) :p <br /><br />meanwhile, 30 other heads are nodding in agreement with me<br /><br />I love sharp contrast, and to see the elemental simplicity of the Other Works and to be hit by the intricate complexity of THAT work, with all its latent themes clamoring for attention, oh yeah, got MY attention!<br /><br />trust me, more than just a naked chick, lol<br /><br />but what a HOTTIE, damm shame bout that decapitation deal<br /><br />ah well, aint got to hear her b*tch about never writing, never calling ....<br /><br /> :D :D :D :D :D
 

bay5884

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Hang in there ray...seems like I'm busy as hell here at work, but I just HAVE to check in to i-boats many, many times every day just to see what you (especially you and your truck :rolleyes: :D ) and everyone else is up to and put in my couple-a-cents worth now and again. <br /><br />And finally, on behalf of all of us jeep owners, will give up our tag line to you and your chevy...and i think the i-boats boys will agree it's fitting.<br /><br />CASTAWAY RAY......THERE'S ONLY ONE!!!!<br /><br /> :D :cool: :D :cool: :D
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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hey beast, I have an idea ... when you get that dually, get it in a color she hates, even if you hate it too<br /><br />wimmens is picky bout such things, and you can always say the guy gave you such a great deal you couldnt say no!<br /><br />course if it backfires, you dont get to drive it, and have to look at and pay for an ugly truck
 
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