mikeandronda
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
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What if Dr. Seuss wrote P.C. Technical Manuals?<br /><br />If a packet hit a pocket on a socket on a port,<br />and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,<br />If the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<br />then the socket in the pocket has an error to report!<br /><br />If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<br />and then double clicking icons put your Windows in the trash,<br />And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,<br />then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!<br /><br />If the label on your cable on the gable of your house,<br />says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<br />But your packet wants to tunnel to another protocol,<br />that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,<br /><br />And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<br />So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,<br />Then you may as well reboot and then go on out with a bang,<br />Cause as sure as I'm a poet the silly puppy's gonna hang!!!<br /><br />When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,<br />And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,<br />Then you have to FLASH your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,<br />Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your Mom!!!!
