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ebbtide176

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(shhh! this has one risque word - but its been in here twice already) <br /><br />THE FACELIFT<br /><br />An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells him she wants a facelift.<br /><br />He says, "Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years, and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years."<br /><br />The old lady says, "Well tell me about them."<br /><br />The doctor says, "For $1000, you are going to get a cheapo job that you pay very little for." <br /><br />She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one?" <br /><br />He explains, "For $3000, we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it's only guaranteed for 3 years." <br /><br />The lady says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last one?"<br /><br />The doctor replies, "For $5000, you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the screw."<br /><br />The lady is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset. <br /><br />"Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my eyes!"<br /><br />The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "Lady, you aren't getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your boobs and if you keep messing with that screw, you're going to have a beard!"
 

mellowyellow

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thanks Ebb LOL... getting a little too serious for<br />botin/fishin forum. :rolleyes: <br />wish I new more G rated jokes. gonna have to think of one.
 

Skinnywater

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Thanks, I've never had it work before. So this is a test, again.<br />.jpg is the key.<br /><br /> http://www.fishingworks.com/Users/UserFolders/bachelor/PhotoImages/Thumbnails/35lbs.jpg <br /><br /> http://www.fishingworks.com/Users/UserFolders/bachelor/PhotoImages/fishpal1.jpg <br /><br /> http://www.fishingworks.com/Users/UserFolders/bachelor/PhotoImages/Amazingrace.jpg <br /><br /> http://www.fishingworks.com/Users/UserFolders/bachelor/PhotoImages/Agrace4.jpg <br /><br />So the lion is walking through the jungle and he comes to the monkey and he roars, "Who's the baddest animal of them all?" The monkey says'"You are lion, everyone knows you are! <br />"OK then" says the lion and he walks on.<br />The lion comes to the Giraffe and roars "Who's the baddest animal of them all? The giraffe says, "You are lion, everyone knows you are" <br />"OK then", says the lion and walks on.<br />The lion comes to the elephant and roars "Who's the baddest animal of them all?" The elephant grabs the lion with his trunk, throws the lion down and steps on him. The lion gets back up and dusts hisself off and roars at the elephant again, "Who's the baddest animal of them all?" The elephant reaches out again, grabs the lion with his trunk, throws him down again and steps on him. The lion clearly bruised, slowly gets up, dusts hiself off and growls to the elephant, "Don't get pi$$ed at ME if you don't know the <br />answer!!"<br /><br />Got a report today that Sturgeon are in the river heading this way! I'd like to catch and release a couple after taking a picture.
 

ebbtide176

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good'un :D <br />PW, i think you must have the knack of cut/paste, since your links are in your post. <br />now for each link, click on "image" box below your post(while editing of course)and 'paste' the link in the "image" window that was opened at the top of the screen <br />-and it will bring up your pics, instead of only links
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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And M/Y's pic.<br /><br />
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SpinnerBait_Nut

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I don't know either M/Y, but it would be fun catching them thar things anyway. :D
 

miloman

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You all know I posted this a few days ago right IM STILL ON FRIC*&**&*& HOLD!!!!
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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If I had been on hold since the 3rd. I think I would have died by now or at least been to numb to do anything. :D
 

roscoe

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Miloman, hang up the phone and call a different broker. Anyone that keeps me on hold for more than 15 minutes had better have a monopoly on their business. Because my money flows to where I get service and respect.
 

mellowyellow

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getting so bad I tied a brass swivel and hooked<br />a tiny part of a twister tail and let my 4 yr. old<br />go fishing in the fishtank in my office. he loved<br />it and the fish were even biting it.<br />I think I need serious help! :eek:
 
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