impact theories.

rolmops

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When I was still in the armed forces (airborne naval demolition)we talked a lot about pinging.We also talked about the physics of pinging and came up with the theory that a bullet of a certain mass, fired at a certain velocity and hitting the water at a certain angle,will produce a shockwave on the surface that is strong enough to stun fish that are nearby.<br />We tried the theory by throwing floating bait in the water and waiting for fish to start feeding.then we would shoot a bullet right next to the bait.<br />The results were mixed.The uzi bullets(9mm) had enough mass,but not enough velocity(about 450 yards/second).The M16 and Galil with their 1000+ yards a second had the velocity but not the mass(5.56 mm).The Kalatsjnikov(AK47)was ideal, a bullet at close to 1000 yards a second, managed to stun fish at most angles,although when the angle came close to 30 degrees the bullets tended to skip off the water.M1 was poor and M14 was simular to the AK47.<br />So remember,next time you go fishing and the fish don't bite...,there are other ways that are just as much fun.
 

Nos4r2

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Re: impact theories.

send me an M14 or an AK47 and I'll try it...just don't tell anyone or I'll do 15 years for possessing the thing :( <br /><br />Fascinating though.
 

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Re: impact theories.

<<<<Oh yee gads mutley shut up. how many times have I got to tell you. quit snickering! he accidentally hit the post button twice. shut up muttly it happens. ;) ;)
 

rolmops

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Re: impact theories.

Quidquit latrine dictum sit,altum videtur,sounds just as profound.
 

Nos4r2

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tee hee, I wondered how long it'd take someone to see what it meant :D Whatd'ya mean anything said in the toilet sounds profound? :D <br /><br />hey, thats not fair, editing on me ;)
 

heycods

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Re: impact theories.

A stick of dynamite in a potato gun, but I need to work on how long to cut the fuse. :D
 
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Re: impact theories.

And where do you suppose the term shooting fish in a barrel came from? Fishing by concussion is strictly illegal. Don't ask me how I know but firing a twenty two into the irrigation slew at point blank range will bring up a couple of carp and a slew of polywogs. :eek:
 

rolmops

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Re: impact theories.

In response to your 15 years.<br />"Quod licet lovi,non licet bovi"
 

Nos4r2

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Snot my fault the British government think it should be a crime :(
 

rolmops

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Re: impact theories.

I dare you to figure out what it means.Oh never mind,you are dealing with one of those useless products of a classical European education.<br />Hint.Lovi is Jupiter
 

Nos4r2

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What is allowed Jupiter is not allowed a bull...<br /><br />Translates to 'peace through superior firepower'
 

rolmops

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Bovi is cattle not bull.<br />Your translation is painful but true.
 

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I thought the Mithbusters program on firing different rounds into water was interesting. The results were a surprise to me.<br />Cheers<br />Phillip
 
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