Instructions for cleaning your toilet

LadyFish

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I know I posted this before, but this time I have pics. LOL<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. <br /><br />2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. <br /><br />3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. <br /><br />4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. <br /><br />5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". <br /><br />
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<br /><br />6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. <br /><br />7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. <br /><br />8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. <br /><br />9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. <br /><br />
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SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

That is one of my jobs around the house. Hey MS Mayfloat, can we get a cat?<br /><br />I sure like the pooch laughing his arse off! :D
 

aspeck

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Thanks for the laugh!
 

JB

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Thanks, LF. :D :D :D :D
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Dayum thats an unhappy kitty and the dog is definately ROTFLHAO :D :D :D <br /><br />Thanks LF ;)
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Hay "Link" did you say, you have a cat??<br />Could I borrow it for a few hours. I promise It will come back to you sparkling clean.. :D :D <br /><br />LF that is too funny...<br />I bet if that cat ran out as fast as I pictured, the dog probally got out of its way fast, then LOL and rolled.. :D :D <br /><br />Here I used sandpaper for the rings in mine.. I think I better start borrowing my neighbors cat.. :D
 

RubberFrog

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Instructions for cleaning toilet: <br />Tell the wife it's dirty ;) :p :cool:
 

Frankhanhart

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Re: Instructions for cleaning your toilet

Terrific LF !! I'm leaving it on screen for my wife to see (and the 3 cats we have, AND Droopy the cocker spaniel for her happy dreams)
 
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