Is there a right answer?

glasply1

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What do you say when the wife says I'm not happy and I'm leaving?
 

glasply1

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Re: Is there a right answer?

And is she leaving my place or yours?
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Is there a right answer?

You say, "I've done the best I can and if it ain't good enough, cya"
 

JB

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Re: Is there a right answer?

The right answer is, "Don't slam the door."<br /><br />The left answer is, "Awwwwww, honey pot, I'll get a job if you will only stay. I neeeeeed you!"<br /><br /> FIVE!
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Is there a right answer?

Ya dont say anything, ya just keep reading these threads on iboats. :D
 

fireship1

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Re: Is there a right answer?

Hey! Leave the dog, leave the cat, leave the Jaguar in the garage. Now get out! :D <br /><br /><br />JB is almost there! :) 20,000!
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Is there a right answer?

I told ya what to say, same thing as the door hitting you on the way out.
 

Kalian

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Re: Is there a right answer?

It's about f***ing time!!!!!
 

ZooMbr

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Re: Is there a right answer?

What's that line in the song - "and the last thing I gave her was the bird".<br /><br />First time I heard that song was when I was getting divorced AND that was the first line when I turned on the radio -- Man did I laugh!! It was just how I felt!
 

RPJS

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Re: Is there a right answer?

Originally posted by Fireship1:<br /> Hey! Leave the dog, leave the cat, leave the Jaguar in the garage. Now get out! :D <br /><br /><br />JB is almost there! :) 20,000!
She can take the b!oody cat, but the dog and the Jag are mine. ;) :D :D
 

Link

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Re: Is there a right answer?

Keep your mouth shut. You wouldn't want start a argument would ya? ;)
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Is there a right answer?

That is exactly what my ex-3rd wife tried on me. I didn't say anything, I just handed her my attorneys card and said "Contact him for any further information" 2 months later the diviorce was final. Best thing that happened to me. Guess that is what I get for getting hitched to a blonde.
 

heycods

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Re: Is there a right answer?

Originally posted by SS Mayfloat:<br /> That is exactly what my ex-3rd wife tried on me. I didn't say anything, I just handed her my attorneys card and said "Contact him for any further information" 2 months later the diviorce was final. Best thing that happened to me. Guess that is what I get for getting hitched to a blonde.
You were doing OK till you threw in the blonde part, now your in deep sh!t again. ;) :D Yohoo<br />Ohh Lady Fish!! :D
 
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