SpinnerBait_Nut
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"You Must Have Better Marks!"<br /><br />The little boy wasn't getting good marks<br />in school. One day he made the teacher<br />quite surprised. He tapped her on the<br />shoulder and said...<br /><br />"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy<br />says if I don't get better grades.... somebody<br />is going to get a spanking...."<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------<br />"Interstate Chase"<br /><br />Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing<br />a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia.<br />When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,<br />the first Trooper pulled over quickly.<br /><br />The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and<br />said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"<br /><br />The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now.<br />They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never<br />catch him."