Jobs Based on Your Horoscope

LadyFish

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Everyone glances at their horoscopes once in a while. We love to be amazed when they seem to describe us to a "T" and simply ignore them when they don't pertain to us at all.<br /><br />Do any of these jobs fit your sign?<br /><br />Aries (March 21-April 19)You are enthusiastic, alert, outspoken, ambitious, strong-willed and creative. A career in television or radio, advertising or architecture would suit your ambitious and creative nature. Because you are a strong, natural leader, the military or law enforcement would also serve you well.<br /><br />Taurus (April 20-May 20)A Taurus is practical, methodical, determined, patient, honest, dependable and a good team player. Look to the fields of banking, accounting and scientific research for your perfect job.<br /><br />Gemini (May 21-June 21)You are very optimistic, inquisitive, intelligent and full of energy. You need a vocation that keeps your interest piqued and keeps you going, such as a travel guide, nature explorer or a sales position where travel is required.<br /><br />Cancer (June 22-July 22)Cancers are imaginative, dramatic, philosophical, nurturing and protective. You're best at dispensing advice, so consider law, psychology, teaching, nursing or social work for your life's vocation.<br /><br />Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)You are spontaneous, gregarious, independent and born to lead, with a true lust for power. These magnetic qualities make Leos good CEOs, managers, editors and perfect for government positions.<br /><br />Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)Precise, witty, cheerful, perfectionist, detail-oriented, hard-working and neat, with a knack for languages -- all describe you. Technician, statistician, medical researcher, investigator or translator are perfect career options for Virgos.<br /><br />Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Libras are very diplomatic, charming, sociable, easy-going and cooperative. Your sense of cooperation and ability to engineer a compromise mean you would do well in the United Nations or as a lawyer, mediator, negotiator or administrator.<br /><br />Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)You are penetratingly intuitive, intelligent, analytical, hard working, motivated and resourceful. Because you like to solve mysteries, consider espionage, police investigation, law, physics, research and writing.<br /><br />Sagittarius (Nov. 11-Dec. 21)Sagittarians have a positive attitude, boundless energy, love of travel and a strong spiritual side. A sales position would be ideal, as would public relations, social administration or theology.<br /><br />Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)You are rock-solid, dependable, responsible, highly organized, goal-oriented, logical and clever. You thrive in positions of power or any vocation where math or money is involved. Consider an IT position because you love software and computers. You are also well-suited for being a doctor, accountant or lawyer.<br /><br />Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Intelligent, original, progressive, humanitarian and visionary are all qualities that describe Aquarians. Choose a job in astronomy, natural history, aviation, photography, poetry, character acting or music.<br /><br />Pisces ( Feb. 19-March 20)Pisces are generous, friendly, sensitive, popular, artistic, versatile, compassionate and spiritual. You will do well in any of the arts: drama, literature, painting, music, but your compassion also makes you well-suited for philanthropy and judicial positions.
 

Skiuseme

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Re: Jobs Based on Your Horoscope

HMM <br />My Wife is Going to Graduate in the field of nurseing With her BSN so it seems fitting that she was born on 6/24/...<br /><br />Also For Myself I am an Insurance Agent In a Family Business and hope to take over in about 10 years. and I was Born on 1/19/....<br /><br />Coiscendence I dont know but were just trying to keep it in the black.
 

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Me (July 17): Cancer (June 22-July 22)Cancers are imaginative, dramatic, philosophical, nurturing and protective. You're best at dispensing advice, so consider law, psychology, teaching, nursing or social work for your life's vocation.<br /><br />I'm a CPA.
 

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Me:<br />Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)You are spontaneous, gregarious, independent and born to lead, with a true lust for power. These magnetic qualities make Leos good CEOs, managers, editors and perfect for government positions.<br />See there, I told ya I ought to run for office. :D
 

LadyFish

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Now we know. SBN is really an undercover CIA or FBI agent. ;)
 

ZooMbr

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Cancer; was accounting major untill I had a computer class. Computer Systems from '64 til retirement.
 

Chief101

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Pisces here, it's correct down to the compassionate part. :D
 

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:) Gemimi: not an optimist, but am a pessimist!!!<br />Yes, am inquisitive!!!<br />Not an Einstein, but do have limited intellegents & full of energy!!!<br />Do not need a vocation other then fishing and hunting!!!<br />Bottom line is that, I do not believe in Horoscopes!!!! ;) :cool:
 

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I am scorpio but still just a lowlife boat mechanic. but I do get to solve the occasional problem. I even think I figgured out why boats break. its simple really.<br /> they are not designed to get wet :) :) .
 

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Gemini, and yes, I can't stand being being cooped up in a building. I have always been attracted to jobs that have me out and about, and that always keep me learning.
 

dtherrien

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scorpio....its about have right for me. I once researched scorpio and it pretty much described me.
 

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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Libras are very diplomatic, charming, sociable, easy-going and cooperative. Your sense of cooperation and ability to engineer a compromise mean you would do well in the United Nations or as a lawyer, mediator, negotiator or administrator.<br /><br />Easy going and cooperative. Hahahhahhahhahhhahhhahhahhahhahhahahhaaa! :eek:
 

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Aries... It couldn't be more wrong for me.<br />Completly off the mark!<br /><br />H.
 

KaGee

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stevens

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"Not an Einstein, but do have limited intellegents & full of energy!!!"<br /><br />Is that "intelligence" you are trying to spell?.... :D <br /><br />(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
 

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Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)You are spontaneous, gregarious, independent and born to lead, with a true lust for power. These magnetic qualities make Leos good CEOs, managers, editors and perfect for government positions.<br /><br />The only thing is right about me is independent. As for a born leader, I would rather be second in command if anything. “And perfect for government positions” not me. To much BS and brownnosing.<br />It does fit my brother who also is a Leo perfectly. That’s why when we used to work together he would have coffee and BS with the homeowner and I would do the job.
 

LadyFish

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Believe it or not, I found this on CareerBuilder.com.
 
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