Joke for SBN and others.

[11 footer]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He tells that bar tender that he wants to buy him a drink. <br /><br />The bar tender thanks that man and enjoys a drink. A few minets later the bar tender gives the man a bill for 50bucks.<br /><br />The man looks at the bar tender and says "I don't have any money!!!".<br /><br />The bartender pulls the man out back and beats the ever liveing crap out of him.<br /><br />Then the next day the same man walks into he bar with a black eye. The bar tender see's the man and says "so are you gonna buy me another drink"....... the man looks at the bar tender and says. "Hell no, your way too violent when you drink" <br /><br />I thought this would be better for the women and children.

 

[denniz]

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Hey Ryan, dont you have ANy Barney jokes that might better suite SBN?Cant say the word bar its a family forum....SBN do your kids get on this forum? If so YOU better monitor your kids .

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Fellows, I have had a rough week, so I will let this jab at me slide, this time.<br /><br />Just 2 things to say, 1 is, Ryan, if you are going to tell jokes, please use the spell checker so it looks right, and 2, yes this is a family forum and, no my kids are all grown up, but I am sure that there are some that monitor this forum.<br /><br />Have a great day.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Hey Rod Knocking, here's one about Barney.<br />I hope no kids read this cause they will be mad. <br /><br />I LOVE YOU<br /><br />YOU LOVE ME<br /><br />LETS GET TOGEATHER, AND KILL BARNEY<br /><br />WITH A GREAT BIG STICK<br /><br />WE'LL STUFF IT UP HIS BUTT<br /><br />MAYBE THAT WILL SHUT HIM UP.......<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />I HATE YOU<br /><br />YOU HATE ME<br /><br />LETS HANG THAT DINO FROM A TREE<br /><br />WITH A REAL STRONG ROPE<br /><br />AND HEAVY DUTY KNOTS<br /><br />HE CAN HANG THERE TILL HE ROTS.......

 

[magster65]

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I hate Barney, I'll get the stick...

 

[Carphunter]

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Hey Rod Knocking, SBN is an Admiral, you are only a captain, so show some respect. <br />I will say two things;<br />#1 If your gonna take pot shots at SBN, you better be ready for many of the other members of this site to strike back at you. SBN is one of the most respected and well liked members of this forum. <br />#2 I like a good 'ol dirty joke as much as the next guy, but i'm smart enough to realize that this is a family site, and there are things you just can't say here. There are many jokes I tell at work that I would like you guys to hear, but not on this forum.<br /><br />By the way Ryan,......Good one. <br /><br />Now, in the immortal words of SBN, "Have a great day".

 

[Ross J]

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Hey guys, is there enough hours in the day to make enemies.<br />After all going to church doesn't make you any more a christian than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.<br />Mr Rod Knocking, I trust you look at this site for knowledge, entertainment and contact with like minded folk. If so then you are a most welcome and valued member of this forum and we will all await your wisdom with expectation. <br />Ross

 

[neumanns]

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Where did the idea that SBN is the one who likes to keep this place cleaned up a bit. It is the atmosphere that most of us like to keep around here. As for whoevers children are on this forum, it is my guess that any kids that are into boats are proabably pretty good kids and i know there are several who do run around on here from time to time.<br /><br />Magster... there will come a day when your son will see barney and you being the loving father you are will get the tape and will have the pleasure of watching it over and over and... well you get the idea

 

[11 footer]

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SBN,<br /><br />I was not takeing a shot at you at all, I hope you don't think I was.<br /><br />I thougth it was a joke that I could see you telling, so I told it.<br /><br />Respectfully,<br />Ryan.

 

[denniz]

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Sorry SBN,didnt mean it as a cheap shot, I apologize.

 

[Carphunter]

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Yeah Magster, you think you hate Barney now, just wait til you have to watch it everytime the T.V. is on. <br /><br />Glad my boys are into "Dragonball Z", "Pokemon", and "Yu Gi Oh" now.........at least they are not as annoying. <br /><br />Rod Knocking, it takes a man to apologize,.........well done.