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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnessota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.<br />Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decices to take the boat out. <br />she motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.<br />Along comes a game warden in his boat.<br />He pulls up along side the women and says "Good morning Ma'am." What are you doing? <br />"Reading a book" she replies<br />Your in a restricted fishing area he informs her.<br />I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.<br />Yes but you have all the equipment. For all i know you could start any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.<br />If you do that I'll have to charge you with sexuall assault, says the woman.<br />But I haven't touched you says the game warden.<br />That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.<br />" Have a nice day Ma'am and he left.<br />MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely that she can also Think! !