Junk yard wars of politics

[one more cast]

I just had a great idea. I think Kerry and Bush should each get a team together and go on junk yard wars. Give them both multi projects to build out of the limited resources and see who does the best. THATS OUR MAN.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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I can see it now. Bush will mislead us on what he is building, and Kerry will whine and cry that Bush took the materials he was going to use.

 

[snapperbait]

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Mean while, Nader builds a boat out of scavenged corvair parts and sucessfully navigates the sea of political BS.....

 

[Link]

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ROFLOL<br /><br />Between the three of you, you guys just made one funny joke.<br />Some may miss the Nader/Corvair connection but will still find it funny<br /> <br />----------------------------------------<br />Subject:Junkyard Dog Politics War<br /><br />TEXT:<br />I overheard three men talking in a coffee shop this morning.<br /><br />1st man:<br />I just had a great idea. I think Kerry and Bush should each get a team together and go on junk yard wars. Give them both multi projects to build out of the limited resources and see who does the best. THATS OUR MAN!<br /><br />2nd man:<br />I can see it now. Bush will mislead us on what he is building, and Kerry will whine and cry that Bush took the materials he was going to use. <br /><br />3rd man:<br />Mean while, Nader builds a boat out of scavenged corvair parts and sucessfully navigates the sea of political BS.....<br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />Yes I kinda have a twisted since of humor, but I really did get a chuckle from your posts and DID send it out as a joke to a friend who sends out funnies everday.<br /><br />Will be interesting if it gets back to our mail and even better if someone who hasn't read this post, posts it here on IBOATS <br /><br />

 

[12Footer]

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And as the competition comes down to the wire,Kerry's device has two rear ends,both going the opposite direction. Bush doubles-up his efforts, turning-out a gizmo with two fronts, and it goes in the direction with the biggest engine.<br />Bush and Kerry are forced to make thier deadline. Bush requests more time, and Kerry asks for more money, taken from the other team if possable.

 

[PatPatterson]

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And while all this is going on, Chaney will, through one of the companies that he influences, submit and win a non competitive bid through the Department of Defense, build Bush a machine that will win. Unfortunately, the information that he recieved as to the exact location of the race will be flawed, and he will spend the next year looking for a race that everyone agreed was there, but can't be found.