LubeDude
Admiral
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- Oct 8, 2003
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Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" <br />A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." <br />Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" <br />A: "The officer who responded to the scene." <br />Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. <br />Q: Do you trust your fellow officers?" <br />A: "Yes, sir. With my life." <br />Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" <br />A: "Yes sir, we do." <br />Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" <br />A: "Yes sir, I do." <br />Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" <br />A: "Yes sir." <br />Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these <br />same officers?" <br />A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
