I know some of these may have been posted but I saw enough new ones that I figured I would post it again. Some are really funny. 
<br /><br />HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?<br /><br />You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like<br />sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the<br />chips and dip coming.<br />--Alan, age 10 <br /><br />No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.<br />God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're<br />stuck with.--Kirsten, age 10 <br /><br />WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? <br /><br />Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.<br />--Camille, age 10 <br /><br />No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get<br />married.<br />--Freddie, age 6 <br /><br />HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? <br /><br />You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the<br />same kids.<br />--Derrick, age 8 <br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? <br /><br />Both don't want any more kids.<br />--Lori, age 8 <br /><br />WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? <br /><br />Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each<br />other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.<br />--Lynnette, age 8 <br /><br />On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets<br />them interested enough to go for a second date.<br />--Martin, age 10 <br /><br />WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? <br /><br />I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers<br />and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.<br />--Craig, age 9 <br /><br />WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? <br /><br />When they're rich. --Pam, age 7 <br /><br />The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with<br />that.<br />--Curt, age 7 <br /><br />The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them<br />and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.<br />--Howard, age 8 <br /><br />IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? <br /><br />I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never<br />going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.<br />--Theodore, age 8 <br /><br />It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone<br />to clean up after them.<br />--Anita, age 9 <br /><br />HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? <br /><br />There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?<br />--Kelvin, age 8 <br /><br />"And the #1 Favorite is........" <br /><br />HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? <br /><br />Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.<br />--Ricky, age 10
<br /><br />HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?<br /><br />You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like<br />sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the<br />chips and dip coming.<br />--Alan, age 10 <br /><br />No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.<br />God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're<br />stuck with.--Kirsten, age 10 <br /><br />WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? <br /><br />Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.<br />--Camille, age 10 <br /><br />No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get<br />married.<br />--Freddie, age 6 <br /><br />HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? <br /><br />You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the<br />same kids.<br />--Derrick, age 8 <br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? <br /><br />Both don't want any more kids.<br />--Lori, age 8 <br /><br />WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? <br /><br />Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each<br />other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.<br />--Lynnette, age 8 <br /><br />On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets<br />them interested enough to go for a second date.<br />--Martin, age 10 <br /><br />WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? <br /><br />I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers<br />and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.<br />--Craig, age 9 <br /><br />WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? <br /><br />When they're rich. --Pam, age 7 <br /><br />The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with<br />that.<br />--Curt, age 7 <br /><br />The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them<br />and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.<br />--Howard, age 8 <br /><br />IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? <br /><br />I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never<br />going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.<br />--Theodore, age 8 <br /><br />It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone<br />to clean up after them.<br />--Anita, age 9 <br /><br />HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? <br /><br />There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?<br />--Kelvin, age 8 <br /><br />"And the #1 Favorite is........" <br /><br />HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? <br /><br />Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.<br />--Ricky, age 10
