Kids

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Perfect"<br /><br />Young son: Pop, did you know Mommy thinks<br />you're perfect?<br /><br />Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?<br /><br />Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.<br /><br />Father: When was that?<br /><br />Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.<br />_______________________________________________<br />Once there was a little boy(tylerin) who never got into<br />trouble. But one day, he broke a window, so<br />his dad said, "Go upstairs and think about<br />what you've done and I'll be up to give a spanking."<br /><br />So tylerin is sitting upstairs, scared because<br />he's never gotten a spanking and doesn't know<br />what it's like. About 20 minutes later, his dad<br />comes up, spanks him, then goes back downstairs.<br /><br />tylerin is just sitting there, crying. Suddenly<br />he stops, pulls his pants down, and backs up to the<br />mirror. He gasps in shock, then pulls his pants<br />back up.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />He runs downstairs to his dad and says, "Are you<br />satisfied now, daddy? You cracked it!"<br /> :D
 

tylerin

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Re: Kids

Than Tylerin's father ( West Point Grad) who'd cracked it on a few occasions, said "Shut up or I'll send you to Kentucky" :D
 

gaugeguy

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Dad's just don't beat their kid's the way they used to. A spanking for my kids is a couple cracks, hand on their jeans covered rumps. My dad used to take off that 3" wide belt of his, make me pull my britches down and whack me 6 or 8 times until my butt looked like Kunta Kinte's back!! What has happened to the world :rolleyes:
 

tylerin

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I thought he was bad til he left for Vietnam when I was 10, than Mom decided to take the role as disciplinarian. Her weapon of choice was a metal hanger to the back of the legs. :D If you can believe this I had a "rules are meant to be broken approach to life".... I deserved it ;)
 

gaugeguy

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I loved mom's spankings. I'd cry and scream as she was giving it to me, as soon as she would leave my room, I'd be giggling!! "Just don't tell dad when he get's home" :D
 

RICKRICK1

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Never got a spanking from MOM, her words of "Just wait till your hears this" was enough. Dad used his old cinch (3 to 4 inches wide and tough/thick leather) to spank with ,never got more than 3 swats with it, but you knew you had been spanked.
 
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