SpinnerBait_Nut
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Perfect"<br /><br />Young son: Pop, did you know Mommy thinks<br />you're perfect?<br /><br />Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?<br /><br />Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.<br /><br />Father: When was that?<br /><br />Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.<br />_______________________________________________<br />Once there was a little boy(tylerin) who never got into<br />trouble. But one day, he broke a window, so<br />his dad said, "Go upstairs and think about<br />what you've done and I'll be up to give a spanking."<br /><br />So tylerin is sitting upstairs, scared because<br />he's never gotten a spanking and doesn't know<br />what it's like. About 20 minutes later, his dad<br />comes up, spanks him, then goes back downstairs.<br /><br />tylerin is just sitting there, crying. Suddenly<br />he stops, pulls his pants down, and backs up to the<br />mirror. He gasps in shock, then pulls his pants<br />back up.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />He runs downstairs to his dad and says, "Are you<br />satisfied now, daddy? You cracked it!"<br /> 