Holdimhook
Chief Petty Officer
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- Jun 26, 2005
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Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned<br /><br />* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.<br /><br />* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.<br /><br />* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second<br />person.<br /><br />* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.<br /><br />* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.<br /><br />* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.<br /><br />* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.<br /><br />* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.<br /><br />* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.<br /><br />* School lunches stick to the wall.<br /><br />* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.<br /><br />* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the<br />underwear is.
