SlowlySinking
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Definition of Barbequing. It's the only type of cooking a "real man" will do.<br /><br />When a man volunteers to do the BBQ-ing on Labor Day the following chain of events are put into motion:<br /><br />1) The woman goes to the store to buy the meat and of course, plenty of beer. The man waits in the car, listens to the ball game, and has a beer.<br /><br />2) The woman fixes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and dessert. The man asks for a beer.<br /><br />3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill with what else, a beer in hand. Since he didn't, she starts the grill.<br /><br />4) The man places the meat on the grill and asks the woman to get him another beer.<br /><br />5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.<br /><br />6) The woman sees the smoke, comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He takes the opportunity to ask for another beer.<br /><br />7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman who carries it inside while he grabs another beer.<br /><br />8) The woman finishes the veggies and brings them to the table. The man sits down and watches, after she sits down he asks for another beer.<br /><br />9) After eating, the woman clears the table and while she's doing the the dishes he burps and yells from the back yard for another beer.<br /><br />10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. <br /><br />11) The man asks the woman for another beer and inquires how she enjoyed her "Labor Day off from working."<br /><br />Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he asks for another beer and concludes that there's just just no pleasing her,,,,,,,,,,,,and decides that next year she can do the BBQ-ing,,, 