>A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone<br />>inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and<br />>meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the<br />>grief they have experienced.<br />><br />>They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want<br />>to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second<br />>one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of<br />>His fingers and the wish is granted.<br />><br />>This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God<br />>is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When<br />>there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing<br />>his head off.<br />><br />>Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The<br />>guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."<br />><br />>SO NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY! 