Lessons From Noah's Ark

SlowlySinking

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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark... <br /><br />One: Don't miss the boat. <br /><br />Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. <br />Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. <br /><br />Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. <br /><br />Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. <br /><br />Six: Build your future on high ground. <br /><br />Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. <br /><br />Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. <br /><br />Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. <br /><br />Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. <br /><br />Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. <br /><br />NOW, wasn't that nice? <br />Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.<br /><br />Enjoy your day :)
 

ebbtide176

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Re: Lessons From Noah's Ark

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Jack Shellac

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Re: Lessons From Noah's Ark

Good, SS. Also: Don't forget to ask God "Hey! How long is a cubit?".
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: Lessons From Noah's Ark

A nice fantasy, but then there is the reality ..<br /><br />the long suffering Mrs Noah, who spent 550 years with Noahs constant delusions, bit on this one, and the ark was built, animals loaded ....<br /><br />and for FORTY DAYS and FORTY NIGHTS ....<br /><br /> NOTHING !!!!! <br /><br />not a sprinkle, not a cloud, nothin but sun and stars for over a month!<br /><br />And Noahs family was royally p!ssed off, :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: can you imagine the SMELL of a WOODEN BOAT after all that time with that menagerie on board? :eek: <br /><br /> :D :D :D
 

GodsBeast

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Re: Lessons From Noah's Ark

And Some say God does not have a sense of Humor! :D He also gave tests, the kind you passed or failed! Not much room for middle ground. ;) <br /><br />Just one of GodsBeast's <br /><br />PS. I'm no more or no less important than one of those beasts on board the Ark.
 

OBJ

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Re: Lessons From Noah's Ark

And speaken of Noahs Ark....if it don't stop raining, I'm gonna have ta' build one. Can anybody stop the rain????!!!!! Please just let us have a least two days of sunshine in a row.<br /><br />Really nifty post SS. I'm going to copy it and send it to a few of my freinds.
 
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