SpinnerBait_Nut
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Womanhood <br /><br />Women over 50 don't have babies because<br />they would put them down and forget where they left them. <br />Isn't that the TRUTH!!! <br /><br />One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound <br />box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. <br /><br />My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. <br /><br />The best way to forget all your troubles <br />is to wear really tight shoes. <br /><br /> The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing. . . someone else does. <br /><br />The older you get, the tougher it is to lose<br />weight because by then, your body and your fat<br />are really good friends. <br /><br />Just when I was getting used to yesterday, <br />along came today. <br /><br />Sometimes I think I understand <br />everything, then I regain consciousness. <br /><br />I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my p-antyhose on fire. <br /><br />Amazing! You hang something in your closet <br />for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!<br /><br /> Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat......You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. <br />________________<br /><br />A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. <br /><br />The trouble with some women is that they get all <br />excited about nothing and then they marry him. <br /><br />I read this article that said the typical<br />symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, <br />and driving too fast. Are they kidding? <br />That is my idea of a perfect day. <br /><br /> I know what Victoria's Secret is............ The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. 
