Little Johnnie

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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[NathanY]

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[JB]

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C'mon, guys.<br /><br />This is still a family site.

 

[miloman]

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ah man I always miss a good one

 

[magster65]

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Aww, I love the little Johnnie's... email me that thing SS. (?) <br />powerman@shaw.ca

 

[bluechips]

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i didnt see it either, but heres one more suitable for a famly site<br /><br />The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," says the kid.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Sorry JB, <br /><br />I didn't mean to go over the edge with that one. I didn't think it was that obscene, especially when my 10 year old grandson told it to me. He picked it up at school.....SS....so sorry

 

[NathanY]

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It was the first day of school, and the teacher asked what every one had done on their summer vacation.<br /><br />Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called him. He said "Everday I would sit on the porch and watch my dog chase my cat around the house." But the dog never could catch the cat. Then one day the cat suddenly stopped. And Johnny said "That dog ran Straight Up that Cats A$$!"<br /><br />JOHNNY!, said the teacher, Dont you mean Rectum?<br /><br />Johnny said Rectum hell, damn near killed him!<br /><br />Saw this and thought it was funny.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Nathan, sounds like Johnny is just like his father...