Little Johnny-----UH-OH!!!!

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Trouble"<br /><br />Little Johnny walked into a saloon and said to the<br />barmaid, "Give me a Scotch on the rocks."<br /><br />"You're just a kid," said the barmaid. "Do you want to get me in trouble?"<br /><br />"Maybe in a couple of years," replied Little Johnny.<br />"But in the meantime, I'd still like that Scotch."<br />

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: Little Johnny-----UH-OH!!!!

Spinner,<br /><br />Where do find these jokes?<br /><br />They seem dated, but they crack me up everytime.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Little Johnny-----UH-OH!!!!

KKC, I got a whole folder of them from 1999.<br />Here's another one.<br /><br />"Who, Me Worried?"<br /><br />A lady is worried about the steroids she had been<br />taking. When the doctor sees her, she says,<br />"Doctor, I'm a little concerned about this medication you have been giving me."<br /><br />He asks her, "What's the problem?"<br /><br />She replies, "Well, I've been developing this hair on my chest."<br /><br />She unbuttons the first two buttons at the top of her shirt and shows a thick patch of hair to the doctor.<br />The doctor exclaims, "My goodness! How far down<br />does that go?"<br /><br />She replies, "All the way down to my testicles, and that's ANOTHER thing that I wanted to talk to you about."

 

[cotterman]

Re: Little Johnny-----UH-OH!!!!

that women wouldn't happen to be an east german olympic swimmer would she????

 

[miloman]

Re: Little Johnny-----UH-OH!!!!

LOL sbn good one!