SlowlySinking
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- Oct 31, 2002
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Seems this fellow was hiking in the woods and comes upon a small stream, he bends down and <br />scoops up some water just as a group of people in long robes with hoods approach, surround <br />him and ask, "Son, are you looking for Jesus?" looking at the long robes and hoods and <br />afraid to say no he replies, "Yes, yes I am". The large fellow grabs him by the neck and <br />holds his head under water for about 30 seconds, pulls him up and asks, "did you find Jesus <br />yet", the guy spits water and says, "no, no I didn't", back in the water for a minute, this <br />goes on several times until the guy is almost dead, again the robed man repeats "have you <br />found Jesus yet?" the fellow while spitting and gagging looks up and says, "NO, are you sure <br />this is where he fell in?" 
