ALASKA WHALE STEW<br /><br />1 (105 ton) blue whale<br />7,326 lb. potatoes<br />2,276 lb. carrots<br />104 lb. salt<br />52 gal. Tabasco sauce<br />1,896 lb. onions, thinly sliced<br />1,908 gal. tomato sauce<br />927 lb. celery<br />76 lb. black pepper<br /><br />Place whale in pot with tomato sauce. Cook at 300 degrees for 4 hours. All remaining ingredients. Simmer for 36 hours. Serves 347,161. If you care for hare in your stew, add 1 (2 pound) rabbit!
