POINTER94
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This showed up at my office today, thought i would share it!!!<br /> <br />Makes you think!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until you get to<br />#14. Then chills go down the spine.<br /> <br />Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:<br /> <br />I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for<br />Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my<br />"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:<br /> <br /> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica<br />Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick. Did I<br />leave anyone out?<br /> <br /> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really<br />planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they<br />know more about it than I did as a senior in college.<br /> <br /> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place<br />(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know<br />is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain<br />sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one<br />involved does NOT have sex.<br /> <br /> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new<br />generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the<br />Dog" could be plausible after all.<br /> <br /> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look<br />graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John<br />Kennedy look moral.<br /> <br /> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th<br />Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying<br />about Democratic campaign fund raising.<br /> <br /> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from<br />the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal<br />convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.<br /> <br /> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our<br />foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully<br />disguised as necessary trips.<br /> <br /> 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't<br />need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group<br />of recipients for my hard-earrned dollar than jet fuel for all of your<br />globe-trotting. I understand you, your family and your cronies have logged<br />in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.<br /> <br />10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of<br />convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them<br />rejoin society.<br /> <br />11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that<br />Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming<br />gifts you've received from your "friends."<br /> <br />12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for<br />vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also<br />appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,<br />towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc) out of<br />Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax<br />dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!<br /> <br />13. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for<br />her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your<br />memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?<br /> <br />14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let<br />Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel<br />in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the<br />Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release<br />so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release<br />any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill<br />Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all<br />prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked<br />the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This<br />was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the<br />terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later<br />reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?<br /> <br />What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of<br />these facts, pass this on.<br /> <br />God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my tax dollars so<br />wisely and frugally.<br /> <br />SINCERELY,<br /> <br />A US Citizen<br /> <br /> <br />PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the<br />Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual<br />e-mail.<br /> <br />AND THE REST OF THE STORY<br /> <br />Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the<br />"Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she<br />never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she<br />dies.<br /> <br />(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4<br />years?)<br /> <br />If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is<br />already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out lives<br />Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.<br /> <br />Guess who pays for that? WE DO!<br /> <br />It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency they<br />purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.<br /> <br />Makes sense.<br /> <br />They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.<br /> <br />Still makes sense.<br /> <br />Here is where it becomes interesting.<br /> <br />Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra<br />residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service<br />agents.<br /> <br />The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use<br />of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage<br />payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary,<br />mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for<br />their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!<br /> <br />When she runs for President, will you vote for her?