How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?<br />Both of them.<br /><br />Why did the man cross the road?<br />He heard the chicken was a sl*t.<br /><br />Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br />They don't have time.<br /><br />What do men and sperm have in common?<br />They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.<br /><br />How does a man show that he is planning for the future?<br />He buys two cases of beer.<br /><br />What is the difference between men and government bonds?<br />The bonds mature.<br /><br />Why are blonde jokes so short?<br />So men can remember them.<br /><br />How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?<br />We don't know; it has never happened.<br /><br />Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?<br />They already have boyfriends.<br /><br />What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?<br />A widow.<br /><br />Why are married women heavier than single women?<br />Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.<br /><br />What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?<br />They're married.<br /><br />Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"<br />God: "So you would love her."<br />" But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"<br />God says: "So she would love you."<br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />The Admiral made me share this! 
