Man forced into "baaad" marriage

jinx

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from the BBC:


Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


You can't make this stuff up!
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Haut Medoc

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Ahhhh, the short arm of justice!......:eek: :D
 

jinx

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

Naturallamb?
 

treedancer

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Helloo dolly,in nine months we might have Ali Dolly.:rolleyes:
 

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Not tonight honey your velcro gloves are giving me a rash.
 

CN Spots

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

That's B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!


spots
 

kenmyfam

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

You just never know what your neighbours are up to eh !!!!!
 

RubberFrog

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

I told OMR not to be sneaking around with that mans goat....

:)
 

RPJS

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

I didn't know Tombe was a Welsh name!
 

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

You know the old joke...all them goats out there & he had to go pick the ugliest one! :p
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

Will it bother the kids if their mom is a goat?​





























NA-AAA-AAAA-AAA!....:D
 

Tail_Gunner

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

You know the old joke...all them goats out there & he had to go pick the ugliest one! :p
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Damm know it all's, THAT'S sheep there Stevie not goat's, pretty damm easy to tell your not from Montana, hell ya dont even know critter's..........:D
 

stevieray

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Damm know it all's, THAT'S sheep there Stevie not goat's, pretty damm easy to tell your not from Montana, hell ya dont even know critter's..........:D


Not THAT well, I don't :p
 

treedancer

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

Quote Tail gunner

Damm know it all's, THAT'S sheep there Stevie not goat's, pretty damm easy to tell your not from Montana, hell ya dont even know critter's..........
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Hee..Hee looks like we got us an authority on sheep here.:D
 

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I just googled good looking goat's and up came Montana with a explanation...........:eek: ......cant even post that link........;)
 
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treedancer

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Re: Man forced into "baaad" marriage

I hear there are a lot of sheepherders in Texas, maybe some of our Texas iboaters can chime in and give us some info.:confused:
 
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