dolluper
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- Jul 19, 2004
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Don't read this Lady"s "Warning" <br /><br />How many men does it take to open a beer? <br />None. It should be opened when she brings it. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? <br />Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Why do women have smaller feet than men?<br />It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? <br />When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />How do you fix a woman's watch? <br />You don't. There is a clock on the oven. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Why do men fart more than women? <br />Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? <br />The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? <br />A woman who won't do what she's told. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />I married a Miss Right. <br />I just didn't know her first name was Always. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. <br />It's called a Wedding Cake. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Why do men die before their wives? <br />They want to. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />Women will never be equal to men, <br /><br /><br />until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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