Marriage quotes 01

JGREGORY

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.<br /><br />Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.<br /><br />Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.<br /><br />Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.<br /><br />Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.<br /><br />Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.<br /><br />Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.<br /><br />Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":<br />* The Engagement Ring<br />* The Wedding Ring<br />* The Suffe-Ring<br />* The Endu-Ring
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Marriage quotes 01

yo mama so dirty she sweat mud<br /><br />Yo momma so ugly they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower...LOL!<br /><br />YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE STARVED IN A SUPERMARKET<br /><br />yo mama so stupid i ask her witch witch is witch and she said 21.<br /><br />yo mama so old she helped invent fire<br /><br />yo mamma so stupid when she bought a 25 cent gum she cave them a dollar and she went away with a nickel
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Marriage quotes 01

Man 'o man, your going to get it now SBN.<br /><br />Momma jokes!<br /><br />The mods are going to get ya.<br /><br />Kenny
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Marriage quotes 01

Marriage studies findings<br /><br />A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
 
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