Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.<br /><br />Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.<br /><br />Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.<br /><br />Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.<br /><br />Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.<br /><br />Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.<br /><br />Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.<br /><br />Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":<br />* The Engagement Ring<br />* The Wedding Ring<br />* The Suffe-Ring<br />* The Endu-Ring
