Marriage

[bh357]

I don't know what to say about this one <br /><br /> http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/11/1076388397691.html

 

[Homerr]

Re: Marriage

And I would have thought something like that could only happen in America...<br />Doesn't San Franciso have a Chapel right next door to the morgue?<br /><br />SICK!!!!!<br /><br />H.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Marriage

Can't wait to hear about the Honeymoon <br />Homerr, keep it up about the Ca. stuff ole boy and I'm gonna buy a house right next to you and bug the crap out of you

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Marriage

"don't mind the smell, his looks, his anti-social behavior, deep down he's really a great guy"

 

[tylerin]

Re: Marriage

LMAO, Poor fella has no say so in the divorce Yeah and I bet she gets the house

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Marriage

How the heck did he say "I do" I am going to go to France and marry Marie Antoinette. If she gives me any grief, I'll smack her head right off of her shoulders

 

[18rabbit]

Re: Marriage

When I read the story I noticed it said all the civic formalities must be done PRIOR to the death. This makes me think the marriage is a formality to secure assets, pension, possible a name for a child they had together, stuff she would have if he weren’t killed.<br /><br />When I consider the alternative, in Calif the state gets any un-willed assets, marriage post mortum seems like a good idea.<br /><br />

Doesn't San Franciso have a Chapel right next door to the morgue?

San Francisco is a beautiful city. It just happens to be temporarily occupied by a bunch of people that are unable to accepted the 2000 presidential election or the recall of gov’r Davis.

 

[jtexas]

Re: Marriage

Viagra will not be required.<br /><br />By the way, gaugeguy, do you know Marie Antoinette's last words?<br />"ICE CREAM, I said, 'let them eat cake and ICE CREAM!'"

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Marriage

LMAO jtexas I will be using your material

 

[JoeW]

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Tylerin,<br />Maybe I'll buy a place on the other side of Homer and we can take turns! <br /><br />As I've said before, California's fruits & nuts are all imported from other states.

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Marriage

Was his name Bernie?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Marriage

Now I know why I just stay in Kentucky.<br />That way I don't have to worry about tylerin moving in next door.

 

[RICKRICK1]

Re: Marriage

Yall just go to Califorinica fruits and nuts are free its the squierrels you have to look out for.

 

[Homerr]

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That's Ok guys... Go ahead and move right on in...<br />I have plenty of ammo for my handgun that I can legally own in Oregon!<br /><br />LOL!<br /><br />"no viagra needed" Ewwwwwww!~<br /><br /> <br /><br />H.

 

[OBJ]

Re: Marriage

Did I tell anybody where I really lived? No? Good.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Marriage

Now I know why I just stay in Kentucky.<br />That way I don't have to worry about tylerin moving in next door

Don't count your chickens there Spinner, I'm kinda fond of Kentucky too I can practice shooting that big Elvis in your front yard

 

[tylerin]

Re: Marriage

I have plenty of ammo for my handgun that I can legally own in Oregon

Don't you worry Homer I'm locked and loaded myself

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Marriage

Looks like we got one of them there Mexican Standoffs in progress

 

[tylerin]

Re: Marriage

I'm not to worried Gaugeguy, he's probably got one of those p-shooters(9mm) cause he don't want to pay the tax on a real round

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Marriage

LMAO Although, a hole is a hole. If I'm making the hole, I want it to be a big one, If I'm recieving it, I'm hoping they are shooting a pea shooter. One of those .17 caliber pop guns will be just fine, thank you.