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The following are different answers given by<br />> > elementary school-age children to the given questions:<br />> ><br />> > Why did God make mothers?<br />> > 1.-She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape<br />> > is.<br />> > 2.-Think about it. It was the best way to get more<br />> > people.<br />> > 3.-Mostly to clean the house.<br />> > 4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.<br />> ><br />> > How did God make mothers?<br />> > 1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<br />> > 2.- Magic, plus super powers, and a lot of stirring.<br />> > 3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He<br />> > just used bigger parts.<br />> ><br />> > Why did God give you your mother and not some other<br />> > mom?<br />> > 1.- We are related.<br />> > 2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other<br />> > people's moms like me.<br />> ><br />> > What ingredients are mothers made of?<br />> > 1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and<br />> > everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.<br />> > 2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then<br />> > they mostly use string. I think.<br />> ><br />> > What kind of little girl was your mom?<br />> > 1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that<br />> > other stuff.<br />> > 2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess<br />> > would be pretty bossy.<br />> > 3.- They say she used to be nice.<br />> ><br />> > How did your mom meet your dad?<br />> > 1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was<br />> > shoplifting.<br />> ><br />> > What did mom need to know about dad before she married<br />> > him?<br />> > 1.- His last name.<br />> > 2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a<br />> > crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at<br />> > least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to<br />> > chores.<br />> ><br />> > Why did your mom marry your dad?<br />> > 1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And<br />> > my mom eats a lot.<br />> > 2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.<br />> > 3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking<br />> > cap on.<br />> ><br />> > What makes a real woman?<br />> > 1.- It means you have to be really bossy without<br />> > looking bossy.<br />> ><br />> > Who's the boss at your house?<br />> > 1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to<br />> > because Dad is such a goofball.<br />> > 2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the<br />> > stuff under the bed.<br />> > 3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot<br />> > more to do than dad.<br />> ><br />> > What's the difference between moms and dads?<br />> > 1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just<br />> > work at work.<br />> > 2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring<br />> > them.<br />> > 3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all<br />> > the real power because that's who you have to ask if<br />> > you want to sleep over at your friend's.<br />> ><br />> > What does your mom do in her spare time?<br />> > 1.- Mothers don't do spare time.<br />> > 2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<br />> ><br />> > What's the difference between moms and grandmas?<br />> > 1.- About 30 years.<br />> > 2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy.<br />> > Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them.<br />> ><br />> > Describe the world's greatest mom?<br />> > 1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.<br />> > 2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me<br />> > kiss my fat aunts.<br />> > 3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to<br />> > herself.<br />> ><br />> > Is anything about your mom perfect?<br />> > 1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from<br />> > the dentist.<br />> > 2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.<br />> > 3.- Just her children.<br />> ><br />> > What would it take to make your mom perfect?<br />> > 1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I<br />> > think some kind of plastic surgery.<br />> > 2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.<br />> ><br />> > If you could change one thing about your mom, what<br />> > would it be?<br />> > 1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room<br />> > clean. I'd get rid of that.<br />> > 2.- I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it<br />> > was my sister who did it and not me.<br />> ><br />><br />><br />><br />>
