SpinnerBait_Nut
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Now I know there are some of us that will fit into the 50 and over crowd and here are some things to look out for once you get that age. <br /> <br /> <br />"Top 10 Party Games For People Over 50" <br /> <br />10. Musical Recliners <br /> <br /> 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta <br /> <br /> 8. Hide and Go Pee <br /> <br /> 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent <br /> <br /> 6. Doc, Doc Goose <br /> <br /> 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over <br /> <br /> 4. Kick the Bucket <br /> <br /> 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear <br /> <br /> 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy <br /> <br /> 1. Sag, You're It <br />____________________________________________________ <br />"Fashion Advice for Over 50 Crowd" <br /> <br />Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY <br />over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused <br />about how we should present ourselves. We're <br />unsure about the kind of image we are projecting <br />and whether or not we are correct as we try to <br />be nice and conform to the fashions that the <br />designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict <br />upon the world. <br /> <br />So I made a sincere study of the situation and <br />here are the results. <br /> <br />I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what <br />you may have seen on the streets, the following <br />combinations DO NOT go together and thus <br />should be avoided: <br /> <br /> <br />1. A nose ring and bifocals <br /> <br />2. Spiked hair and bald spots <br /> <br />3. A pierced tongue and dentures <br /> <br />4. Miniskirts and support hose <br /> <br />5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads <br /> <br />6. Speedo's and cellulite <br /> <br />7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder <br />surgery scar <br /> <br />8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart <br />monitor <br /> <br />9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge <br /> <br />10. Bikinis and liver spots <br /> <br />11. Short shorts and varicose veins <br /> <br />12. In-line skates and a walker <br /> <br />Please keep these basic guidelines foremost <br />in your mind when you shop.
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