SpinnerBait_Nut
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I MISS YOUR HELP SON<br /><br />An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but<br />it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in<br />prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.<br /><br />Dear Bubba,<br />I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.<br />Love Dad<br /><br />A few days later he received a letter from his son.<br /><br />Dear Dad,<br />For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.<br />Love Bubba<br /><br />At A.M. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up<br />the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.<br /><br />Dear Dad,<br />Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the<br />circumstances.<br />Love Bubba.<br /> 
