SpinnerBait_Nut
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"And Now, for You Exercise Dropouts ... "<br /><br />We all know how hard it is to exercise on a<br />busy schedule, especially if you're an executive.<br />But don't give up hope if you haven't found time<br />to do your daily jog or weekend bike ride. There<br />are calories to be burned in the corridors of power.<br />Here's a partial listing of calorie-burning activities<br />you can start practicing right away.<br /><br />Activity Calories Burned<br />Passing the buck ................................................ 25<br />Swallowing your pride ......................................... 50<br />Throwing your weight around (depending on<br />your weight) .................................................50 - 300<br />Beating around the bush ...................................... 75<br />Jumping to conclusions ..................................... 100<br />Dragging your heels ............................................100<br />Climbing the walls ...............................................150<br />Jumping on the bandwagon ..... ......................... 200<br />Pushing your luck ............................................... 250<br />Wading through paperwork ................................ 300<br />Climbing the ladder of success ......................... 750<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Fitness Philosophy"<br /><br />1) My grandmother started walking five miles<br />a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we<br />don't know where the heck she is.<br /><br />2) I joined a health club last year, spent about<br />400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently<br />you have to show up.<br /><br />3) I have to exercise in the morning before my<br />brain figures out what I'm doing.<br /><br />4) I don't exercise at all. If G~d meant us to touch<br />our toes, he would have put them further up our<br />body.<br /><br />5) I like long walks, especially when they are taken<br />by people who annoy me.<br /><br />6) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach<br />covers them.<br /><br />7) The advantage of exercising every day is that<br />you die healthier.<br /><br />8) If you are going to try cross-country skiing,<br />start with a small country.<br /><br />9) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of<br />my glass.<br /><br />10) I am a nutritional overachiever.
