SpinnerBait_Nut
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"I'm Dead"<br /><br />An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having<br />just awakened from a good night's sleep. She takes<br />his hand and he responds, "Don't touch me."<br /><br />"Why not?" she asks.<br /><br />He answers back, "Because I'm dead."<br /><br />Mrs. SBN says, "What are you talking about?<br />We're both lying here in bed together and talking<br />to one another."<br /><br />SBN says, "No, I'm definitely dead."<br /><br />She insists, "You're not dead. What in the world<br />makes you think you're dead?"<br /><br />"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts." 
