SpinnerBait_Nut
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OBJ had finished a book about being the "man of the house" by<br />the time he reached his house.<br />He stormed into the house and walked directly up to the wife. Pointing <br />a finger in her face, he said, <br />"From now on, I want you to know that I am<br />the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a<br />gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a<br />sumptuous dessert afterward. <br />Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so<br />I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to<br />dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.<br />__________________________________________________<br />MR LF took MRS LF to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of<br />breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign <br />that said<br />"This bull mated 50 times last year." MRS LF poked MR LF in<br />the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."<br />They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,<br />This bull mated 120 times last year." MRS LF hit MR LF and said,<br />That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."<br />They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, <br />"This bull mated 365 times last year." MRS LF got to really thinking and said,<br />"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."<br />MR LF looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with<br />the same cow."<br />MR LF's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and <br />he should make a full recovery<br />__________________________________________________<br />RYAN T attended a horse auction with his father. He watched<br />as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down<br />the horse's legs, rump, and chest.<br />After a few minutes, RYAN T asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"<br />His father replied, "Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure<br />that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."<br />RYAN T looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right <br />away."<br />"Why?" said his father.<br />"Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday,<br />I think he wants to buy mom.
