Monday Funnys(Taliban)

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Taliban Q & A"<br /><br />Q:Why does Osama always carry a rock in<br />his pocket?<br />A: It's his photo ID<br /><br />Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?<br />A: B-52...F-16...B-1...<br /><br />Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?<br />A: Duck<br /><br />Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?<br />A: Both may look out their windows and see<br />Rubble.<br /><br />Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom<br />boats?<br />A: So they can see their Air Force.<br /><br />Q: What does Osama bin laden and General<br />Custer have in common?<br />A: They both want to know where those<br />Tomahawks are coming from!<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between the Taliban<br />and a bucket of mud?<br />A: The bucket<br /><br />Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?<br />A: Two days.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Warning"<br /><br />Kabul, Afghanistan---October 24, 2001--<br /><br />A shocking development took place today as<br />the ruling members of the Taliban held a press<br />conference threatening the United States if its<br />territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohammed<br />Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities<br />"would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the<br />US supply of convenience store managers.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Dear Al"<br /><br />From: The White House<br />To: Albert Gore, Jr.<br /><br />Dear Al:<br /><br />We found some more votes. You won!<br /><br />When do you want to take over?<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />George W. Bush<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Bin Dere"<br /><br />Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4<br />terrorists has been operating in Detroit,<br />Michigan. Police advised earlier today that<br />3 of the 4 have been detained. The Detroit<br />Metro Police Commissioner stated that the<br />terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin<br />Fightin have been arrested on immigration<br />issues.<br /><br />The Detroit public is advised to stay calm as<br />absolutely NO ONE fitting the description of<br />the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, is anywhere<br />near the area. Police are confident that anyone<br />who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot<br />in the community.<br /><br />The police have just surrounded a department<br />store in the center of Detroit. They've heard<br />Bed Linen is on the second floor!
 

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Re: Monday Funnys(Taliban)

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bubbakat

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Re: Monday Funnys(Taliban)

I think SBN has been sniffin catnip---iinnn :D
 
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