SpinnerBait_Nut
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"A Government Employee & Genie"<br /><br />A Government Employee sits in his office and<br />out of boredom, decides to see what's in his<br />old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents<br />and comes across an old brass lamp.<br /><br />"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he<br />decides, and takes it home with him. While<br />polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants<br />him three wishes.<br /><br />"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"<br />He gets his Pepsi and drinks it.<br /><br />Now that he can think more clearly, he states<br />his second wish.<br /><br />"I wish to be on an island where beautiful<br />nymphomaniacs reside."<br /><br />Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous<br />females eyeing him lustfully.<br /><br />He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I<br />wish I'd never have to work ever again."<br /><br />POOF!<br /><br />He's back in his government office.<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Made in America?"<br /><br />Joe Smith starts the day early, having set his<br />alarm clock (made in China), for 600 A.M. While<br />his coffee pot (made in China), is perking, he puts<br />his blow dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves<br />with his electric razor (made in China). He puts on<br />a dress shirt (made in Taiwan), his designer jeans<br />(made in Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes<br />(made in Korea). After cooking up some breakfast<br />in his new electric skillet (made in Philippines), he<br />sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in<br />Mexico), how much he can spend today.<br /><br />After setting his watch (made in Switzerland), to the<br />radio (made in China), he goes out, gets in his car<br />(made in Germany), goes looking as he has been<br />for months, for a good paying American job. At the<br />end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe<br />decides to relax for a while. He puts on a pair of<br />sandals (made in China), pours himself a glass of<br />wine (made in France), and turns on his TV (made<br />in Japan), and ponders again why he can't find a<br />good paying American job.
