Monday Funnys

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Senior Citizens"<br /><br />A group of senior citizens were sitting around<br />talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak<br />I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.<br /><br />"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even<br />see my coffee," replied another.<br /><br />"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my<br />neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly<br />in agreement.<br /><br />"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another<br />went on.<br /><br />"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"<br />winced an old man as he shook his head.<br /><br />Then there was a short moment of silence...<br /><br />"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.<br />"Thank goodness we can still drive!" :eek: <br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Love & Marriage"<br /><br />My Dad and I were talking the other night<br />about love and marriage. He told me that he<br />knew as early as their wedding what marriage<br />to my Mom would be like. The minister asked<br />my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your<br />husband." And she said, "I do."<br /><br />Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take<br />this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,<br />"He does." :D
 

aspeck

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Re: Monday Funnys

SBN with the morning cup of joe - don't get much better!
 

JGREGORY

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:D :D :D <br />The problem with the senior joke is that it may not be that far from the truth.
 

Homerr

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LOL!!<br /><br />No kidding..<br /><br />DUIA<br /><br />"Driving Under the Influence of Age"<br /><br />"Driving While Elderly"<br /><br />All in good humor...<br /><br />H.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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92 year old eccentric billionaire marries some gold digging chippie, and on the wedding night comes to bed wearing shotgun muffs, a nose clip, and a conundrum on his surprisingly large ... and ready ... ummm, hard drive ...<br /><br />Amused, she says, whats with the get up, gramps?<br /><br />He gave her a scowl and said,"if there are two things I cant stand, its the smell of burning rubber and the sound of a screeching woman!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: <br /><br />hehehe, go get er gramps!
 
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