SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Senior Citizens"<br /><br />A group of senior citizens were sitting around<br />talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak<br />I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.<br /><br />"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even<br />see my coffee," replied another.<br /><br />"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my<br />neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly<br />in agreement.<br /><br />"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another<br />went on.<br /><br />"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"<br />winced an old man as he shook his head.<br /><br />Then there was a short moment of silence...<br /><br />"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.<br />"Thank goodness we can still drive!" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Love & Marriage"<br /><br />My Dad and I were talking the other night<br />about love and marriage. He told me that he<br />knew as early as their wedding what marriage<br />to my Mom would be like. The minister asked<br />my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your<br />husband." And she said, "I do."<br /><br />Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take<br />this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,<br />"He does."
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Love & Marriage"<br /><br />My Dad and I were talking the other night<br />about love and marriage. He told me that he<br />knew as early as their wedding what marriage<br />to my Mom would be like. The minister asked<br />my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your<br />husband." And she said, "I do."<br /><br />Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take<br />this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,<br />"He does." 
