SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Hubby Pie"<br /><br />Can be prepared 20 years ahead.<br /><br />Ingredients:<br /><br />Crust:<br />1 hard-skinned hubby<br />1 comfortable sofa<br /><br />Filling:<br />1 TV remote control<br />6 pack of beer<br />1 packet chips (crisps)<br />1 family size pizza<br />1 large serve nacho<br />1 melted cheese sandwich<br />15 years patience<br />lifetime of loving care<br />1 ounce of resignation<br /><br />Method:<br /><br />Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn<br />greased and comfortable sofa and leave to set<br />(probably will take length of one sport show),<br />remove from family room and bring to kitchen<br />to finish filling.<br /><br />Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog,<br />nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray.<br />Add six pack of beer slowly (to avoid excess gas),<br />bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation.<br />Be careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in<br />front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the<br />screen and leave to solidify indefinitely.<br /><br />Head back to your computer and have a marvellous<br />time chatting with your online friends UNDISTURBED!!!<br />(Or, go SHOPPING!)<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Sweet Revenge"<br /><br />"Will that be cash, check or charge?" asked the<br />sales person, after folding items a woman wished<br />to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, a<br />remote control for a television set become visible<br />in the woman's purse.<br /><br />"Do you always carry your TV remote?" asked the<br />sales clerk.<br /><br />"Oh no," replied the woman, "But my husband<br />refused to come shopping with me, so I figured<br />this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
